i hope you have a nice stay here

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sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

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Source: sitcorn

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harrystylesdildo:

youaintrunningshit:

harrystylesdildo:

THIS DUDE IM IGNORING JUST TRIED TO CALL ME

IM LAUGHING

IM WINNING

i love me

"Winning" smfh, obvi ur never gonna be happy if your happiness or security depends on besting ur romantic interests

he has a girlfriend and wants me to be the side hoe

please turn your blinker on and return to your lane which is the shoulder lane with the rest of the broke down vehicles. an officer will attend to you shortly. 

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50shadesofzukoshonor:

asexualityresources:

Hell yeah, I’m designing for AAW this year.
Step 1: Save that date.
Step 2: Pretend this image is a hot potato and share it all over the place.

haezelgracers

50shadesofzukoshonor:

asexualityresources:

Hell yeah, I’m designing for AAW this year.

Step 1: Save that date.

Step 2: Pretend this image is a hot potato and share it all over the place.

haezelgracers

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Source: asexualityresources

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

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Source: sizvideos

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shuckl:

chaystar:

Who the hell is Monkey Face

shuckl:

chaystar:

Who the hell is Monkey Face

image

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Source: hravestmoon

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Source: ultrafacts

(via princelypants)

Source: deathorb

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

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Source: unexplained-events