i hope you have a nice stay here
I just felt the need to point something out to all of you.
So, in these first two shots of John, he is asleep on his side, curled up like an adorable little kitten.
But in this one he is on his back.
This is not the face and position of someone who was killed peacefully in his sleep. John woke up before Bec Noir stabbed him. John was awake for his death.
see here i was having such a nice day and then you just
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our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER!!
DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM!!
I wasn’t going to reblog but that last one. M-my heart ;_;
((OH MYGOD BAUYBE))
Need to reblog again because fuck this is sweet
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In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”
After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”
Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”
She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”
After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”
She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.
I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.
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