i hope you have a nice stay here

"Everyone should smile. Life really isn’t that serious. We make it hard. The sun rises. The sun sets. We just tend to complicate the process."

- Arian Foster (via disorder)

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lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

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runningbox11:

anna-carry:

I just felt the need to point something out to all of you. 

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So, in these first two shots of John, he is asleep on his side, curled up like an adorable little kitten.

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But in this one he is on his back.

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This is not the face and position of someone who was killed peacefully in his sleep. John woke up before Bec Noir stabbed him. John was awake for his death.

see here i was having such a nice day and then you just

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dumbledorathexplora:

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER!!

DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM!!

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theprinceofhopeless:

trickster-karkat:

cancerously:

itty-grubby-tavvy:

askheroicsonic:

doodleniks:

I wasn’t going to reblog but that last one. M-my heart ;_;

Mod:KARKAT
ADFVBASBGRW
/crais

((OH MYGOD BAUYBE))

karkaaaaaaat ;___;

Need to reblog again because fuck this is sweet

ERIDANNNNNN

theprinceofhopeless:

trickster-karkat:

cancerously:

itty-grubby-tavvy:

askheroicsonic:

doodleniks:

I wasn’t going to reblog but that last one. M-my heart ;_;

Mod:KARKAT

ADFVBASBGRW

/crais

((OH MYGOD BAUYBE))

karkaaaaaaat ;___;

Need to reblog again because fuck this is sweet

ERIDANNNNNN

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ssweaterweather:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other 

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inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”
After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”
Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”
She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”
After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”
She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.
I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”

After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”

Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”

She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”

After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”

She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.

I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

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amandaonwriting:

You know you’re a writer when…

amandaonwriting:

You know you’re a writer when…

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neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

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